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FUN FACTS ABOUT STEVE IRWIN
-Steve Irwin's teeth can bite crocadile teeth in half.
-Steve eats his cereal with snake venom instead of milk.
-Once a python ate Steve alive, and then he carved his way out of it's belly with his fingernails, ground the snake up and served it to his Dog, Sui.
-His dog, Sui, is the only animal besides Steve that can kill Chuck Norris. But they don't kill Chuck because they both like a challenge.
-Steve Irwin was the real inventor of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. He just named it after one of his goldfish.
-When Steve water-skis, he doesn't use skis- he uses live barracudas.
-Once Steve and his family went camping and a bear attacked him. An hour later his son received the biggest, most realistic teddy bear ever for his birthday.
-Steve Irwin flosses his teeth with electric eels.
-Steve let Disney Studios borrow his pet Kraken 'Keebler' to film 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest'.
-Steve Irwin can turn into a wolf at will.
-All of Steve's sense are super-enhanced- his sense of touch, taste, smell, sight, hearing, sixth sense, horse sense, nonsense and sense of fashion.
-Currently a bill is to be passed to replace Thanksgiving with 'Steve Irwin Day', where everyone must wear khakis and wrestle a turkey and kill it for food.
-Steve has fought and defeated every animal known to man, including the Great White Shark, Giant Squid, Box Jellyfish, Nile Crocodile, the Common Cold, Tyrannasaurus Rex, and Fire-Breathing Dragons.
-Steve has preserved and saved every animal known to man, endangered or otherwise. The only animal he hasn't saved is the mosquito, becuase Steve Irwin doesn't give a sh*t about mosquitos.
-To this day, Steve Irwin's ghost spends his time teaching his children to follow in his footsteps, as well as scaring the hell out of Matt Gallant.
-Steve Irwin's teeth can bite crocadile teeth in half.
-Steve eats his cereal with snake venom instead of milk.
-Once a python ate Steve alive, and then he carved his way out of it's belly with his fingernails, ground the snake up and served it to his Dog, Sui.
-His dog, Sui, is the only animal besides Steve that can kill Chuck Norris. But they don't kill Chuck because they both like a challenge.
-Steve Irwin was the real inventor of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. He just named it after one of his goldfish.
-When Steve water-skis, he doesn't use skis- he uses live barracudas.
-Once Steve and his family went camping and a bear attacked him. An hour later his son received the biggest, most realistic teddy bear ever for his birthday.
-Steve Irwin flosses his teeth with electric eels.
-Steve let Disney Studios borrow his pet Kraken 'Keebler' to film 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest'.
-Steve Irwin can turn into a wolf at will.
-All of Steve's sense are super-enhanced- his sense of touch, taste, smell, sight, hearing, sixth sense, horse sense, nonsense and sense of fashion.
-Currently a bill is to be passed to replace Thanksgiving with 'Steve Irwin Day', where everyone must wear khakis and wrestle a turkey and kill it for food.
-Steve has fought and defeated every animal known to man, including the Great White Shark, Giant Squid, Box Jellyfish, Nile Crocodile, the Common Cold, Tyrannasaurus Rex, and Fire-Breathing Dragons.
-Steve has preserved and saved every animal known to man, endangered or otherwise. The only animal he hasn't saved is the mosquito, becuase Steve Irwin doesn't give a sh*t about mosquitos.
-To this day, Steve Irwin's ghost spends his time teaching his children to follow in his footsteps, as well as scaring the hell out of Matt Gallant.
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For Steve Irwin
September the forth, the forth of september,
I'll ever remember the forth of september.
Bright eyed and young, glued to the set,
the croc song was sung, and that's when I met
The man with the gapped smile, boots and tan shorts.
with an accent to love and reptile cohorts.
He taught me his lessons, to love and have seen
flora and fauna and all inbetween.
How I loved his stories, smiles and quirks,
excursions to the wild where wildlife lurks.
The world knew his name when I was grown.
The hunter was famous, his legacy in stone.
And I loved him still, as much as before.
And when he'd smile, I'd love him even more.
I'll never forget t
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Steve Irwin, a tribute.
STEVE IRWIN FACTS
The best weapon in Halo 2 is Steve Irwin.
One time Steve Irwin was walking along the beach and found a genie. He gave the genie three wishes. The genie wished it was Steve Irwin. Three times.
Steve Irwin once mated with a crocodile and had a child. That child grew up to be Chuck Norris.
When Steve Irwin swims with sharks, the steel cage is not there to keep Steve Irwin safe from the sharks. It is there to keep the sharks safe from Steve Irwin.
Steve Irwin didn't die. It's just a trick and he is going to help get Jack Bauer from the Chinese.
Steve Irwin isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Steve Irwin.
Steve I
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In light of Steve Irwin, who died today by a lethal stringray stab wound to the heart, I realized that not a lot of people truly know Steve Irwin. Thus, I compiled this list of true facts about Steve Irwin.
Please note that all of this is pure fiction and is ment for humorous purposes ONLY. Those of you who have no common sense or a sense of humor should leave and do something else, like baking a lasagna.
Submitted by [link]
Please note that all of this is pure fiction and is ment for humorous purposes ONLY. Those of you who have no common sense or a sense of humor should leave and do something else, like baking a lasagna.
Submitted by [link]
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i'm impressed... that was hilarious!! XD